Before I could head for my bed, I had a little visitor. Spider (my evil overlord cat) decided to jump into my lap in a rare moment of sweetness. He kneaded my lap, belly and chest, purring contently the entire time. He would nuzzle my chin, neck and give me soft little head butts. It was as if he knew I was hurting and wanted me to feel better. For 15 minutes I was in heaven.
Then little shit promptly bit my hand (braking the skin) and ran off. Well that woke me up and I ended up doing some gardening.
Perhaps that was really the evil overlord’s plan all the time.